Hi, I'm Neji.

// Information Security Risk Guy

Basically paid to imagine worst-case scenarios before your coffee machine joins a botnet. I specialize in saying "it depends" with extreme confidence.

Love hiking, history, strategy games, and long drives where I issue imaginary citations for poor formation discipline — and occasionally yell "REDEPLOY!" when I miss an exit.

If there's a risky decision to be made, I'll be the one asking, "But what if it explodes?"

I read compliance docs for fun (send help), and once marked Monday as a recurring threat event and warned a kid not to accept cookies — online or from strangers.